The First Guy
Season 3
Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!
5. The First Guy To Ever Swim
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
6. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
8. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
Look at all my bulges.
9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
Let's get fire involved.
12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
Give me people's money.
13. The First Guy To Ever Be King
I guess I own everything.
14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
The meal is not done.
