The First Guy
Season 2
Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
February 7, 2019
2 min
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
2. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
April 10, 2019
1 min
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
3. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
June 2, 2019
3 min
Hey person, what's your sound?
4. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
July 7, 2019
2 min
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
5. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
July 31, 2019
4 min
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
6. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
August 12, 2019
3 min
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
7. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
September 2, 2019
5 min
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
8. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
September 11, 2019
6 min
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
9. The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
October 4, 2019
6 min
10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
October 31, 2019
3 min
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
11. The First Guy To Ever Dream
November 16, 2019
6 min
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
December 13, 2019
4 min
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
13. The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
December 27, 2019
5 min
