King of the Hill
King of the Hill: Season 8

Air Date

November 2, 2003

Episodes

22 episodes

King of the Hill

Season 8

Episodes

Patch Boomhauer

1. Patch Boomhauer

7.0
November 2, 2003
22 min

When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.

Reborn to Be Wild

2. Reborn to Be Wild

7.3
November 9, 2003
22 min

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

New Cowboy on the Block

3. New Cowboy on the Block

8.0
November 16, 2003
22 min

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

The Incredible Hank

4. The Incredible Hank

6.5
November 23, 2003
22 min

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

Flirting with the Master

5. Flirting with the Master

7.0
November 30, 2003
22 min

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

After the Mold Rush

6. After the Mold Rush

7.5
December 7, 2003
22 min

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

7. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

8.0
December 14, 2003
22 min

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

Rich Hank, Poor Hank

8. Rich Hank, Poor Hank

8.0
January 4, 2004
22 min

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

9. Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

8.0
January 25, 2004
22 min

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

That's What She Said

10. That's What She Said

7.5
February 8, 2004
22 min

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

My Hair Lady

11. My Hair Lady

8.0
February 15, 2004
22 min

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

Phish and Wildlife

12. Phish and Wildlife

6.0
February 22, 2004
22 min

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

Cheer Factor

13. Cheer Factor

7.0
March 7, 2004
22 min

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

Dale Be Not Proud

14. Dale Be Not Proud

6.5
March 14, 2004
22 min

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

Après Hank, le Deluge

15. Après Hank, le Deluge

7.0
March 21, 2004
22 min

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

DaleTech

16. DaleTech

8.5
March 28, 2004
22 min

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

17. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

5.0
April 18, 2004
22 min

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

18. Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

5.5
April 25, 2004
22 min

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

Stressed for Success

19. Stressed for Success

7.3
May 2, 2004
22 min

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

Hank's Back

20. Hank's Back

7.5
May 9, 2004
22 min

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

The Redneck on Rainey Street

21. The Redneck on Rainey Street

8.0
May 16, 2004
22 min

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

Talking Shop

22. Talking Shop

7.7
May 23, 2004
22 min

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.