King of the Hill
King of the Hill: Season 7

Air Date

November 3, 2002

Episodes

23 episodes

King of the Hill

Season 7

Episodes

Get Your Freak Off

1. Get Your Freak Off

8.0
November 3, 2002
22 min

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

The Fat and the Furious

2. The Fat and the Furious

7.0
November 10, 2002
22 min

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

10.0
November 17, 2002
22 min

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

Goodbye Normal Jeans

4. Goodbye Normal Jeans

10.0
November 24, 2002
22 min

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

Dances with Dogs

5. Dances with Dogs

7.0
December 1, 2002
22 min

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

The Son Also Roses

6. The Son Also Roses

7.0
December 8, 2002
22 min

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

7.0
December 15, 2002
22 min

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

Full Metal Dust Jacket

8. Full Metal Dust Jacket

7.0
January 5, 2003
22 min

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

Pigmalion

9. Pigmalion

7.0
January 12, 2003
22 min

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

Megalo Dale

10. Megalo Dale

8.0
January 12, 2003
22 min

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

Boxing Luanne

11. Boxing Luanne

7.0
February 2, 2003
22 min

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

Vision Quest

12. Vision Quest

10.0
February 9, 2003
22 min

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

Queasy Rider

13. Queasy Rider

8.0
February 16, 2003
22 min

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

Board Games

14. Board Games

7.0
March 2, 2003
22 min

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

An Officer and a Gentle Boy

15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy

8.0
March 9, 2003
22 min

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

8.0
March 16, 2003
22 min

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

The Good Buck

17. The Good Buck

7.5
March 30, 2003
22 min

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

8.3
April 13, 2003
22 min

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

Be True to Your Fool

19. Be True to Your Fool

7.5
April 27, 2003
22 min

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

Racist Dawg

20. Racist Dawg

7.0
May 4, 2003
22 min

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

Night and Deity

21. Night and Deity

8.3
May 11, 2003
22 min

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

Maid in Arlen

22. Maid in Arlen

7.5
May 18, 2003
22 min

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

The Witches of East Arlen

23. The Witches of East Arlen

7.3
May 18, 2003
22 min

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.