Better Off Ted
Better Off Ted: Season 1
Season 2

Air Date

March 18, 2009

Episodes

13 episodes

Better Off Ted

Season 1

Episodes

Pilot

1. Pilot

8.0
March 18, 2009
22 min

Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.

Heroes

2. Heroes

8.4
March 25, 2009
21 min

Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.

Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

3. Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

8.2
April 1, 2009
21 min

When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.

Racial Sensitivity

4. Racial Sensitivity

9.0
April 8, 2009
22 min

Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.

Win Some, Dose Some

5. Win Some, Dose Some

7.8
April 15, 2009
22 min

Linda is given an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.

Goodbye, Mr. Chips

6. Goodbye, Mr. Chips

8.0
April 22, 2009
22 min

Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.

Get Happy

7. Get Happy

8.3
May 5, 2009
22 min

After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.

You Are the Boss of Me

8. You Are the Boss of Me

7.6
June 23, 2009
22 min

Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.

Bioshuffle

9. Bioshuffle

8.2
June 30, 2009
22 min

When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.

Trust and Consequences

10. Trust and Consequences

7.8
July 14, 2009
21 min

Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.

Father, Can You Hair Me?

11. Father, Can You Hair Me?

7.4
July 21, 2009
22 min

A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldness will impress his hard-to-please dad.

Jabberwocky

12. Jabberwocky

8.8
August 11, 2009
21 min

Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.

Secrets and Lives

13. Secrets and Lives

7.6
August 11, 2009
22 min

The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.