I'm Spazticus

In this opening episode people are asked to take part in a police line-up while pretending to have Cerebral Palsy, a delivery man returns the wrong stuffed guide dog to its blind owner, and a wheelchair parachutist gets stuck in a tree.

This edition sees members of the public giving money to a charity called 'The Guide Dwarves Association' which does exactly what it says on the charity tin: instead of guide dogs, it's guide 'dwarves' who help the blind.

Tonight, Max and his little band of dwarf travellers pitch their tiny caravans on a beautiful village green.

This edition features Tim, who is blind, ironically on a blind date. He asks the restaurant waiter to devise a code to let him know if his date is hot or not. Will the waiter recommend the 'specials' if she is a looker or the 'pork' if she is a pig?