Alice
Alice: Season 8

Air Date

October 2, 1983

Episodes

23 episodes

Alice

Season 8

Episodes

1. Mel is Hogg-Tied

October 2, 1983
30 min

Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.

2. Vera's Secret Lover

October 9, 1983
30 min

A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.

3. Jolene Gets Her Wings

October 16, 1983
30 min

Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.

4. Alice's Blind Date

October 23, 1983
30 min

Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.

5. It Had to Be Mel

October 30, 1983
30 min

A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.

6. The Over-the-Hill Girls

November 6, 1983
30 min

Both Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job.

7. Vera Gets Engaged

November 20, 1983
30 min

Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.

8. Vera's Wedding

November 20, 1983
30 min

After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.

9. The Robot Wore Pink

December 18, 1983
30 min

After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.

10. 'Tis the Season to Be Jealous

December 25, 1983
30 min

Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.

11. Tommy Goes Overboard

January 1, 1984
30 min

12. Vera, the Horse Thief

January 8, 1984
30 min

No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.

13. Jolene Throws a Curve

January 15, 1984
30 min

Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.

14. Lies My Mother Told Me

January 29, 1984
30 min

After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.

15. Alice and the Devoted Dentist

February 12, 1984
30 min

When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.

16. Alice's Hot Air Romance

March 4, 1984
30 min

Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.

17. Dollars to Donuts

March 11, 1984
30 min

After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.

18. My Dinner with Debbie

March 18, 1984
30 min

By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.

19. Vera's Fine Feathered Friends

March 25, 1984
30 min

Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.

20. Jolene is Stuck on Mel

April 1, 1984
30 min

Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.

21. Don't Play It Again, Elliot

April 15, 1984
30 min

A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it.

22. Mel Spins His Wheels

May 13, 1984
30 min

Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.

23. Be It Ever So Crowded

May 20, 1984
30 min

Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.