
Never the Twain
Season 5
Episodes

1. In Whom We Tryst
January 8, 1986
Peel and Smallbridge become attracted to the same shop assistant.

2. Going, Going, Gone!
January 15, 1986
Peel and Smallbridge have to share a room in a country pub.

3. Thicker Than Water
January 22, 1986
Simon reveals that he was left at an orphanage as a baby.

4. Kung Who?
January 29, 1986
Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym.

5. Reading Between the Lines
February 5, 1986
Simon is aghast to learn that oily solicitor Brimley, with whom he was at school, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain in return for an expensive car.

6. Definitely Not Cricket!
February 12, 1986
Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller.