Never the Twain
Never the Twain: Season 5

Air Date

January 8, 1986

Episodes

6 episodes

Never the Twain

Season 5

Episodes

In Whom We Tryst

1. In Whom We Tryst

January 8, 1986

Peel and Smallbridge become attracted to the same shop assistant.

Going, Going, Gone!

2. Going, Going, Gone!

January 15, 1986

Peel and Smallbridge have to share a room in a country pub.

Thicker Than Water

3. Thicker Than Water

January 22, 1986

Simon reveals that he was left at an orphanage as a baby.

Kung Who?

4. Kung Who?

January 29, 1986

Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym.

Reading Between the Lines

5. Reading Between the Lines

February 5, 1986

Simon is aghast to learn that oily solicitor Brimley, with whom he was at school, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain in return for an expensive car.

Definitely Not Cricket!

6. Definitely Not Cricket!

February 12, 1986

Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller.