Never the Twain

Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local Council.

Simon has a female pen-pal who he is looking forward to meeting, with a view to marriage. However, the reality is different.

Both Oliver and Simon are doing the pools and hope to win big. After Oliver makes a mistake, Simon takes the opportunity to have some fun.

A weekend away for Simon and Oliver in Ringo's mother's country cottage. Trouble is that it's the wrong weekend.

Simon comes across an old acquaintance who is down on their luck.

The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, while Oliver is also selling his car. A confusing time is the result.