Never the Twain
Never the Twain: Season 1
Season 2

Air Date

September 7, 1981

Episodes

6 episodes

Never the Twain

Season 1

Episodes

Families At War

1. Families At War

September 7, 1981

The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.

Of Meissen Men

2. Of Meissen Men

September 14, 1981

Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.

A Night At The Opera

3. A Night At The Opera

September 21, 1981

Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.

A Matched Pair

4. A Matched Pair

September 28, 1981

Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.

Nothing But The Truth

5. Nothing But The Truth

October 5, 1981

Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.

Father Of The Groom

6. Father Of The Groom

October 19, 1981

Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.