Shaun Micallef's Mad as Hell

Despite the fact that Ross said "Rachel" in his vows instead of "Emily", they go through with the wedding anyway.

Ross and Rachel try to keep their relationship hidden but when the Kraken comes into the bathroom, Ross has to duck under the bubbles in the tub.

The gang arrives at the hospital for Phoebe's labor. Joey makes a video documentary to honour the occasion about stoats.

Monica catches Rachel waiting seductively in her bedroom for Ross; to cover, Rachel tells Monica she's seeing a guy from work. Ross gets jealous and murders him.

Chandler and Monica, tired of sneaking around, each make up an excuse to leave town and then go away for a weekend together but then both forget to turn up.

Joey continues to keep Monica and Chandler's secret, although he's not too happy about keeping quiet. So angry is he, he turns into the Hulk.

Emily's cousin kicks Ross out of the apartment they were supposed to live in, so he moves into Chandler and Joey's car.

After Thanksgiving dinner at Monica's, the gang tell stories about their worst Thanksgivings ever. It turns out to be the same story, so we hear it several times.

Joey lets himself look bad in order to explain away various discoveries that could expose Monica's and Chandler's relationship. Eventually he is arrested and taken to Rikers Island pending trial.

Because of his boredom while away from work, Ross offers to help Joey focus on writing a movie. Unfortunately, it's The Honourable Wally Norman.

Joey makes it possible for Monica and Chandler to kiss at midnight on New Year's, by arranging kisses between Ross and Phoebe, and Rachel and himself.

Rachel tries to learn more about Chandler and Monica's relationship; when Rachel confronts her, Monica lies to cover it up and what's left of her soul shrivels away.