It Ain't Half Hot Mum

After a drunken incident, the men try to make up with the local population by organising a football match.

When the men from the concert party are guarding the Army payroll, a local bandit leader tries to lure the Sergeant Major away from the camp.

Trapped behind enemy lines, the members of the concert party have to disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs.

To ensure the very existence of the Concert Party the artists have to impress the area commander.

Colonel Reynolds and Captain Ashwood are away, leaving the Sergeant Major to put the concert party on a torturous thirsty jungle-survival course, and he puts them on a charge when writing a complaining note. Later, Lofty dreams about the HMS Bounty in Amsterdam and Hague in Holland.

With money missing from the petty cash, it falls on Captain Ashwood to solve the crime.