Black Dynamite
Season 2
Episodes
1. 'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!'
When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?
2. 'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea'
A soul-food-eating contest is interrupted by a man-eating shark.
3. 'Warriors Come Out' or 'Mean Queens of Halloween'
It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone! The unseen shooter frames BD and the Crew, and now they're on a run for their lives, trying to clear their name, pursued by every gay gang south of West Hollywood!
4. 'How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back' or 'Sexodus' or 'Night of the Living Dickheads'
Honey Bee meets Bob Marley and the hoes turn into zombies while vacationing in Jamaica.
5. 'Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song' or 'Bill Cosby Ain't Himself'
Thinking he was financing a film with positive images, Bill Cosby unwittingly helps Melvin Van Peebles make an x-rated "Blaxploitation" film.
6. 'Mister Rogers' Revenge' or 'Please Don't You Be His Neighbor'
Black Dynamite brings the orphans to a taping of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" for their collective birthdays.
7. 'American Band Standoff' or 'The Godfather of Soooul Train' or 'Get On Your Goodfellas'
Cream Corn is excited for the chance to dance on "Soul Train," but BD knows the show is a battle between Don Cornelius and Dick Clark.
8. 'Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes' or 'The Hunger Pang Games'
The Whorephanage is shut down, leaving the orphans to be adopted by a group of rich white friends.
9. 'The Wizard of Watts' or 'Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz'
Black Dynamite, during a riot in the neighborhood, gets hit in the head with a brick and goes to the land of Oz-Watts, where everybody is needing his help. But between getting Scarecorn some game, Lionhorn a muzzle and Tin Bee a set of balls, he has to bring down the Pig Chief, The Wicked Bitch of the West Side and reach the Great and Powerful Motherf@$%er’s palace, or he’ll never get home.
