SCTV Network 90
SCTV Network 90: Season 1
Season 2

Air Date

May 15, 1981

Episodes

25 episodes

SCTV Network 90

Season 1

Episodes

One on the Town

1. One on the Town

May 15, 1981
66 min

Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.

Polynesiantown

2. Polynesiantown

May 22, 1981
66 min

Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.

Southside Fracas

3. Southside Fracas

May 29, 1981

Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.

Compilation

4. Compilation

June 19, 1981

A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.

Lunchtime Street Beef

5. Lunchtime Street Beef

July 3, 1981

Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."

Moral Majority

6. Moral Majority

July 10, 1981

Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.

Pledge Week

7. Pledge Week

July 17, 1981

SCTV holds a pledge drive.

Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes

8. Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes

July 24, 1981

Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.

The Great White North

9. The Great White North

July 31, 1981

Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.

CCCP 1

10. CCCP 1

October 16, 1981

SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.

I'm Taking My Own Head...

11. I'm Taking My Own Head...

October 23, 1981

Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.

Zontar

12. Zontar

October 30, 1981

The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.

Walter Cronkite's Brain

13. Walter Cronkite's Brain

November 6, 1981

David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.

Doorway to Hell

14. Doorway to Hell

November 20, 1981

Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.

The Godfather

15. The Godfather

December 11, 1981

A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.

SCTV Staff Christmas Party

16. SCTV Staff Christmas Party

December 18, 1981

Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.

Teacher's Pet

17. Teacher's Pet

February 12, 1982

Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.

Midnight Video Special

18. Midnight Video Special

February 19, 1982

Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.

The Great White North Palace

19. The Great White North Palace

April 16, 1982

Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.

Pre-Teen World Telethon

20. Pre-Teen World Telethon

April 23, 1982

The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.

People's Global Golden Choice Awards

21. People's Global Golden Choice Awards

May 1, 1982

When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.

3D Stake from the Heart

22. 3D Stake from the Heart

May 14, 1982

Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.

Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers

23. Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers

May 21, 1982

Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.

Chariots of Eggs

24. Chariots of Eggs

June 5, 1982

Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.

Battle of the PBS Stars

25. Battle of the PBS Stars

July 16, 1982

Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.