Dog Borstal

Meet the first group of canine criminals to spend a week in Dog Borstal: Crumpet, a slightly obese Beagle; Vinney, a disgruntled old show-dog; and Dave, an out-of-control Rottweiler.

Next up for a bit of tough love are three hounds that need leading down the straight and narrow: Gunner, a male Staffie; George, a massively boisterous Labrador; and Charlie, a Jack Russell cross.

The trainers may have their work cut out showing these dogs new tricks: Harvey, a hyperactive Chihuahua; Buddy and Bruno, a couple of eating machines; and Skye, an aggressive Great Dane.

These doggie inmates face one week of corrective canine training: Tizzy, a disobedient Dear Hound; Lexi, an English Bull Terrier who rules the roost; and George, an aggressive Labrador.

Three more hounds have been sent down: Saffy, a pintsized Pug who’s not so pretty in pink; Dillon, an overprotective Shitzu; and Vaider, an out-of-control Boxer

The next group of mutts banged up in Dog Borstal are: Lilly, a thieving Cocker Spaniel; Ralphy, a hysterical Lurcher; and Penny, a not-so-neighbourly Alsatian.

The not-so-fantastic four under lock and key are: Merlin, an 11-stone Newfoundland; Sally and Troy, partners in canine crime; and Bella, an attention-seeking Collie cross.

Meet the next growling gang: Inji and Bertie, the delinquent double act; Woody, an oversexed Poodle; and Toy Poodle Tuppence, who’s getting too big for his boots.

These three canine criminals have been sent down: Bis, an out-of-control Australian Kelpie; Rocky, a heavyweight Rottweiler; and Ellie, a hyperactive Border Collie.

These four hounds are in the slammer: Ruff and Tumble, a couple of ASBO Chihuahuas; Leo, a failed search dog; and Buddy, an abusive rescue dog.

The final three inmates are: Otto, the 'dogfather'; Alfie, a conniving Collie Cross; and Scampi, who's battered his owner into submission.