Smothered
Season 1
Overview
A hateful gay couple who can't stand each other but can't afford to get divorced. The "boys" attempt to salvage their hideous relationship in therapy hell. It's a hysterical, touching, psychotic exploration of love, crashing to bits like cheap china from the Olive Garden. It's also a celebration of diversity, Little People, Transsexuals, Asians, Blacks, Whites, Jews, Closet Cases & a fluid dog.
Episodes
1. Everyone Hates You!
Randy & Ralph's first therapy session is with Dr. Arielle Allen, a self-promoting shrink who's more interested in selling her self-help book "Nothing's Broke Till You Fix It" than saving their crippled relationship.
2. Fu#k Barbra Streisand!
Their second session is with Dr. Benjamin Benet, a bite-sized psychologist who practices his own technique: "Couch Therapy."
3. Your Inner Child is Dead!
Their third shrink is Dr. Joelle Jarrard. She's a seven foot tall, whispery child psychologist who favors Randy and pushes Ralph to a psychotic breakdown.
4. Nothing More Than Feelings!
Dr. Chaka Caplan's touchy-freely calm approach goes out the window as Ralph and Randy turn her into a screaming, hand clapping shrew.
5. I'm Your Muse!
Fed up, Randy and Ralph consult Wendell Ward, a frazzled, inept divorce mediator to divvy up their belongings, which includes their fake baby and dog Bodhi-tree.
6. You Are Less Than Nothing!
After a court orders Randy to appear, they are forced to meet humorless, exasperated IRS Agent, Harvey Hamilton. Randy finds out Ralph doesn't understand simple math.
7. Go Fund Yourself!
After Randy and Ralph do a disastrous "Go Fund Yourself" campaign, they moronically decide to rob a bank (a la "Dog Day Afternoon") to pay off their debt, and wind up in the slammer.
