Roseanne
Roseanne: Season 5

Air Date

September 15, 1992

Episodes

25 episodes

Roseanne

Season 5

Episodes

Terms of Estrangement (1)

1. Terms of Estrangement (1)

September 15, 1992
23 min

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Terms of Estrangement (2)

2. Terms of Estrangement (2)

8.0
September 22, 1992
23 min

Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

The Dark Ages

3. The Dark Ages

8.0
September 29, 1992
23 min

The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

Mommy Nearest

4. Mommy Nearest

8.0
October 6, 1992
23 min

Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.

Pretty in Black

5. Pretty in Black

8.0
October 13, 1992
23 min

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

6. Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

8.0
October 20, 1992
23 min

Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

Halloween IV

7. Halloween IV

8.0
October 27, 1992
23 min

Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.

Ladies' Choice

8. Ladies' Choice

4.5
November 10, 1992
23 min

Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

Stand on Your Man

9. Stand on Your Man

8.0
November 17, 1992
23 min

The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

Good Girls, Bad Girls

10. Good Girls, Bad Girls

November 24, 1992
23 min

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

Of Ice and Men

11. Of Ice and Men

8.0
December 1, 1992
23 min

D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays

12. It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays

8.0
December 15, 1992
23 min

A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.

Crime and Punishment (1)

13. Crime and Punishment (1)

9.0
January 5, 1993
23 min

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

War and Peace (2)

14. War and Peace (2)

January 12, 1993
23 min

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

Lanford Daze

15. Lanford Daze

8.0
January 26, 1993
23 min

Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

16. Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

8.0
February 9, 1993
23 min

The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

First Cousin, Twice Removed

17. First Cousin, Twice Removed

February 16, 1993
23 min

A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

Lose a Job, Winnebago

18. Lose a Job, Winnebago

February 23, 1993
23 min

The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

It's a Boy!

19. It's a Boy!

9.0
March 2, 1993
23 min

Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

It was Twenty Years Ago Today

20. It was Twenty Years Ago Today

March 9, 1993
23 min

For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

Playing with Matches

21. Playing with Matches

8.0
March 23, 1993
23 min

Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

Promises, Promises

22. Promises, Promises

8.0
April 6, 1993
23 min

Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

23. Glengarry, Glen Rosey

8.0
May 4, 1993
23 min

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.

Tooth or Consequences

24. Tooth or Consequences

8.0
May 11, 1993
23 min

Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.

Daughters and Other Strangers

25. Daughters and Other Strangers

8.0
May 18, 1993
23 min

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.