Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men: Season 10

Air Date

September 27, 2012

Episodes

23 episodes

Two and a Half Men

Season 10

Episodes

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

4.5
September 27, 2012
21 min

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

A Big Bag of Dog

2. A Big Bag of Dog

5.4
October 4, 2012
20 min

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

5.2
October 11, 2012
21 min

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

5.6
October 18, 2012
21 min

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

5.5
October 25, 2012
20 min

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

Ferrets, Attack!

6. Ferrets, Attack!

5.2
November 1, 2012
20 min

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

5.2
November 8, 2012
21 min

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Something My Gynecologist Said

8. Something My Gynecologist Said

5.4
November 15, 2012
21 min

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

I Scream When I Pee

9. I Scream When I Pee

5.4
November 29, 2012
20 min

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

One Nut Johnson

10. One Nut Johnson

5.7
December 6, 2012
21 min

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole

5.7
December 13, 2012
22 min

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Welcome to Alancrest

12. Welcome to Alancrest

5.3
January 3, 2013
22 min

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

4.2
January 10, 2013
21 min

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

5.5
January 31, 2013
21 min

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

5.5
February 7, 2013
21 min

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

5.2
February 14, 2013
21 min

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

5.7
February 21, 2013
21 min

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

The 9:04 from Pemberton

18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

5.0
March 7, 2013
21 min

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

19. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

5.0
March 14, 2013
21 min

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

5.0
April 4, 2013
21 min

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Another Night with Neil Diamond

21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

4.4
April 25, 2013
21 min

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

My Bodacious Vidalia

22. My Bodacious Vidalia

5.2
May 2, 2013
21 min

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

5.2
May 9, 2013
22 min

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.