Air Date
January 15, 1988
Episodes
12 episodes
The Thorns
Season 1
Episodes
1. Death and Transfiguration
January 15, 1988
30 min
The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.
2. Nothing Happened
January 22, 1988
30 min
Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.
3. The Girlfriend
January 29, 1988
30 min
Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.
4. Condolence Call
February 5, 1988
30 min
Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.
5. The Maid
February 12, 1988
30 min
A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.
6. The First Date
March 4, 1988
30 min
Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.
7. The Thief
March 11, 1988
30 min
A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.
8. The First Date
March 4, 1988
30 min
The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.
9. The Rage
30 min
10. The Horse
30 min
11. The Prodigal Son
30 min
12. The Dream House
30 min
