Very Mary-Kate

OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

Comet is back! Thank you, science!

Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.

My dog ate this video description.

The best presentation in the history of history class.

Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.

Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.

Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.

A face that only her sister could love.

Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.

I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.

Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.

Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.

It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.

Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

Deserts are even scarier than desserts.

Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.

Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?

Always present on an empty stomach.