Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.: Season 3

Air Date

September 14, 1966

Episodes

30 episodes

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Season 3

Episodes

Lies, Lies, Lies

1. Lies, Lies, Lies

September 14, 1966

Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

Crazy Legs Gomer

2. Crazy Legs Gomer

September 21, 1966

Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

Gomer the Carrier

3. Gomer the Carrier

September 28, 1966

Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

Caution: Low Overhead

4. Caution: Low Overhead

October 5, 1966

Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

Show Me The Way to Go Home

5. Show Me The Way to Go Home

October 12, 1966

Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

6. How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

October 19, 1966

Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

7. Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

October 26, 1966

Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

The Borrowed Car

8. The Borrowed Car

November 2, 1966

Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

9. Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

November 9, 1966

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

Marry Me, Marry Me

10. Marry Me, Marry Me

November 16, 1966

Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

Cold Nose, Warm Heart

11. Cold Nose, Warm Heart

November 23, 1966

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

Follow That Car

12. Follow That Car

November 30, 1966

Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

It Takes Two to Tangle

13. It Takes Two to Tangle

December 14, 1966

Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

Whither the Weather

14. Whither the Weather

December 21, 1966

Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

Love's Old Sweet Song

15. Love's Old Sweet Song

December 28, 1966

A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

Gomer the Recruiter

16. Gomer the Recruiter

January 4, 1967

Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

17. The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

January 11, 1967

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

Go Blow Your Horn

18. Go Blow Your Horn

January 18, 1967

Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

You Bet Your Won Ton

19. You Bet Your Won Ton

January 25, 1967

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

Sue The Pants Off 'Em

20. Sue The Pants Off 'Em

February 1, 1967

Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

Gomer the Card Shark

21. Gomer the Card Shark

February 8, 1967

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

22. To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

February 15, 1967

Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

23. Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

February 22, 1967

The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

24. Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

March 1, 1967

Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

Sing a Song of Papa

25. Sing a Song of Papa

March 8, 1967

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

Where There's a Will

26. Where There's a Will

March 15, 1967

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.

Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

27. Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

March 22, 1967

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.

The Crow Ganef

28. The Crow Ganef

March 29, 1967

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

One of Our Shells is Missing

29. One of Our Shells is Missing

April 5, 1967

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

30. Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

April 12, 1967

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.