Seinfeld
Seinfeld: Season 3

Air Date

September 18, 1991

Episodes

23 episodes

Seinfeld

Season 3

Episodes

The Note

1. The Note

6.9
September 18, 1991
23 min

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

The Truth

2. The Truth

7.5
September 25, 1991
23 min

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

The Pen

3. The Pen

7.5
October 2, 1991
23 min

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

The Dog

4. The Dog

7.0
October 9, 1991
23 min

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

The Library

5. The Library

8.0
October 16, 1991
23 min

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

The Parking Garage

6. The Parking Garage

8.1
October 30, 1991
23 min

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

The Cafe

7. The Cafe

7.6
November 6, 1991
23 min

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

The Tape

8. The Tape

8.3
November 13, 1991
23 min

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

The Nose Job

9. The Nose Job

7.4
November 20, 1991
23 min

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

The Stranded

10. The Stranded

7.4
November 27, 1991
23 min

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

The Alternate Side

11. The Alternate Side

7.5
December 4, 1991
23 min

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

The Red Dot

12. The Red Dot

7.8
December 11, 1991
23 min

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

The Subway

13. The Subway

7.8
January 8, 1992
23 min

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

The Pez Dispenser

14. The Pez Dispenser

7.9
January 15, 1992
24 min

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

The Suicide

15. The Suicide

7.2
January 29, 1992
24 min

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

The Fix-Up

16. The Fix-Up

8.1
February 5, 1992
24 min

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

The Boyfriend (1)

17. The Boyfriend (1)

8.1
February 12, 1992
46 min

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

The Boyfriend (2)

18. The Boyfriend (2)

7.3
February 12, 1992
24 min

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

The Limo

19. The Limo

8.3
February 26, 1992
24 min

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

The Good Samaritan

20. The Good Samaritan

7.2
March 4, 1992
24 min

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

The Letter

21. The Letter

7.4
March 25, 1992
24 min

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

The Parking Space

22. The Parking Space

7.5
April 22, 1992
24 min

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

The Keys

23. The Keys

8.0
May 6, 1992
24 min

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.