Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 5

Air Date

October 31, 1994

Episodes

50 episodes

Beavis and Butt-Head

Season 5

Episodes

Held Back

1. Held Back

October 31, 1994

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

Killing Time

2. Killing Time

October 31, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

Beard Boys

3. Beard Boys

November 1, 1994

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

Choke

4. Choke

November 2, 1994

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

Safe House

5. Safe House

November 3, 1994

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

Hard Sell

6. Hard Sell

November 4, 1994

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

Walkathon

7. Walkathon

December 10, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

Temporary Insanity

8. Temporary Insanity

December 10, 1994

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

Dude, A Reward

9. Dude, A Reward

December 10, 1994

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

Walking Erect

10. Walking Erect

December 13, 1994

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

Career Day

11. Career Day

December 16, 1994

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

Plastic Surgin'

12. Plastic Surgin'

December 19, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

Take A Number

13. Take A Number

December 22, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

Beaverly Buttbillies

14. Beaverly Buttbillies

December 26, 1994

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

Tainted Meat

15. Tainted Meat

December 29, 1994

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

Stewart Moves Away

16. Stewart Moves Away

January 5, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

Top o' the Mountain

17. Top o' the Mountain

January 25, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

Party

18. Party

January 29, 1995

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

Wet Behind The Rears

19. Wet Behind The Rears

January 29, 1995

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

Bad Dog

20. Bad Dog

February 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

21. Lightning Strikes

February 16, 1995

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

Dream On

22. Dream On

February 23, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

Candy Sale

23. Candy Sale

April 8, 1995

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

Animation Sucks

24. Animation Sucks

April 8, 1995

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

What's the Deal?

25. What's the Deal?

June 5, 1995

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

The History of Women

26. The History of Women

June 5, 1995

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

To the Rescue

27. To the Rescue

June 6, 1995

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

I Dream of Beavis

28. I Dream of Beavis

June 7, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

Pregnant Pause

29. Pregnant Pause

June 8, 1995

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

Here Comes the Bride's Butt

30. Here Comes the Bride's Butt

June 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

Screamers

31. Screamers

July 10, 1995

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?

32. Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?

July 10, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

Skin Trade

33. Skin Trade

July 11, 1995

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

Oil Change

34. Oil Change

July 12, 1995

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

Buttniks

35. Buttniks

July 13, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass

36. Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass

August 7, 1995

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

Another Friday Night

37. Another Friday Night

August 7, 1995

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

Tired

38. Tired

August 8, 1995

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

Close Encounters

39. Close Encounters

August 9, 1995

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

Womyn

40. Womyn

August 10, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

Premature Evacuation

41. Premature Evacuation

September 11, 1995

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

Whiplash

42. Whiplash

September 11, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

Spare Me

43. Spare Me

September 12, 1995

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

Patsies

44. Patsies

September 13, 1995

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

Murder Site

45. Murder Site

September 14, 1995

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

Spanish Fly

46. Spanish Fly

October 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

Sexual Harrassment

47. Sexual Harrassment

October 5, 1995

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

Bus Trip

48. Bus Trip

October 10, 1995

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

Green Thumbs

49. Green Thumbs

October 11, 1995

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

Steamroller

50. Steamroller

October 12, 1995

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.