How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother: Season 7

Air Date

September 19, 2011

Episodes

24 episodes

How I Met Your Mother

Season 7

Overview

With both a baby and a wedding on the way, change is in the air and awesomeness abounds in the hilariously unpredictable Season Seven of How I Met Your Mother. As Marshall and Lily move away to start their family, Ted continues the search for the woman of his dreams. Meanwhile, Robin reveals a shocking secret and special guest star Katie Holmes joins the fun in the long-awaited return of the Slutty Pumpkin! And, wedding bells are ringing at last for confirmed bachelor Barney, but why is he wearing that ridiculous ducky tie, and just who is the "lucky" lady?

Episodes

The Best Man

1. The Best Man

7.9
September 19, 2011
23 min

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

The Naked Truth

2. The Naked Truth

7.4
September 19, 2011
23 min

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

Ducky Tie

3. Ducky Tie

7.9
September 26, 2011
23 min

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

The Stinson Missile Crisis

4. The Stinson Missile Crisis

7.6
October 3, 2011
23 min

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

Field Trip

5. Field Trip

7.4
October 10, 2011
23 min

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

Mystery vs. History

6. Mystery vs. History

7.2
October 17, 2011
23 min

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

Noretta

7. Noretta

7.2
October 24, 2011
23 min

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

8. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

7.3
October 31, 2011
23 min

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

Disaster Averted

9. Disaster Averted

7.8
November 7, 2011
23 min

While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

Tick Tick Tick

10. Tick Tick Tick

8.2
November 14, 2011
23 min

Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get stoned together at a concert.

The Rebound Girl

11. The Rebound Girl

7.6
November 21, 2011
23 min

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

Symphony of Illumination

12. Symphony of Illumination

8.0
December 5, 2011
23 min

Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

Tailgate

13. Tailgate

7.5
January 2, 2012
23 min

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

46 Minutes

14. 46 Minutes

7.5
January 16, 2012
23 min

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

The Burning Beekeeper

15. The Burning Beekeeper

7.2
February 6, 2012
20 min

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

The Drunk Train

16. The Drunk Train

7.6
February 13, 2012
23 min

Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

No Pressure

17. No Pressure

7.9
February 20, 2012
23 min

When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.

Karma

18. Karma

7.4
February 27, 2012
23 min

Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

The Broath

19. The Broath

7.7
March 19, 2012
23 min

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

Trilogy Time

20. Trilogy Time

7.9
April 9, 2012
23 min

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

Now We're Even

21. Now We're Even

7.6
April 16, 2012
23 min

Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

Good Crazy

22. Good Crazy

7.4
April 30, 2012
23 min

Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

The Magician's Code (1)

23. The Magician's Code (1)

7.6
May 14, 2012
23 min

When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

The Magician's Code (2)

24. The Magician's Code (2)

8.0
May 14, 2012
23 min

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.