The Red Skelton Show
Season 19
Episodes
1. Pop the Astronaut
September 23, 1969
2. The Happening That Happened in Taxes
September 30, 1969
3. You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try
October 7, 1969
4. The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son
October 14, 1969
5. Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday
October 21, 1969
6. John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits
October 28, 1969
7. The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You
November 4, 1969
8. Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two
November 11, 1969
9. Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters
November 18, 1969
10. There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is
November 25, 1969
11. It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better
December 2, 1969
12. He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round
December 9, 1969
13. The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens
December 16, 1969
14. Episode 14
December 23, 1969
Barbara Bain plays a journalist who is hired by a newspaper to locate and expose the infamous San Fernando Red, operating at a nearby carnival. In "The Silent Spot," Red "helps" his wife prepare for a New Year's eve party and causes nothing but trouble.
15. Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free
December 30, 1969
16. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back
January 6, 1970
17. If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?
January 13, 1970
18. There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business
January 20, 1970
19. Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?
January 27, 1970
20. Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?
February 3, 1970
21. When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country
February 10, 1970
22. People Who Like People Are Cannibals
February 17, 1970
23. The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas
February 24, 1970
24. Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home
March 3, 1970
25. Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With
March 10, 1970
26. He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe
March 17, 1970
27. San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible
March 24, 1970
28. Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home
March 31, 1970
29. Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars
April 7, 1970
